July 2012
6 posts
My new hobby
Bill Milner is an adorable actor who I have to give singing lessons to for the Wanderers film. He changed my life this week by showing me customer reviews for products on Ocado.com.
For example…Ocado user cherryalmond gave Cushelle toilet roll 1 out of 5 stars, saying ‘it didn’t agree with sensitive skin’.
While jackie said: ‘Nice and soft and a pleasure to use.’
It is even more awesome when they review stamps, ie:
Reviewing things on Ocado is now my great passion in life. Here are some reviews by me and my friends.
DIET COKE by Emma
POT NOODLE BY Leo
Madeline cookies by Gaby
What do you mean I should be working?
Jon Shipton's Poem
Thank you Jon Shipton for this poem about our set in Wales this weekend:
Dinefwr 2012
We’re listening to Emmy the Great
In a big, stripy, yellow marquee,
And in between songs
She looks up, puzzled.
‘What
Is That Noise?’
We’re all listening now,
As a torrent of words
From the next door tent,
Crashes through
Our canvas
Invades
Our
Emmy the Great Space.
Emmy the Great
Looks down
Calmly re-tuning her guitar,
Concentrating.
Listening.
‘Is someone making a speech?’ she asks.
‘No’ shouts a voice behind me, ‘It’s poetry!’
Emmy the Great nods and smiles,
‘Is it Welsh?’
‘Yes!’ agrees the voice.
‘Well what does it mean?’
‘Don’t know,’ says the voice,
‘It’s poetry! ‘
