Things I did for the #fuckingJubilee:
1. Got a man in Chatham street market to give me an English rose for my hair.
2. Tried to buy a tiara.
3. Stood in the rain drinking cava with cherries, umbrella-less for that summer effect.
4. Wore diamante tights in tribute to the Queen’s flotilla outfit
It was still a total washout.
Thanks, HRH.